A lady told her Husband to go to the store to buy cigarettes.
He walks down to the store to find it closed.So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman n starts talking to her.
They hv few beers n one thing leads to another n they end up in her apartment.
Later, he wakes up n realizes its 3AM n says,
"Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to get really angr...y. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some powder.
He rubs it on his hands n leaves.
At the door, angry wife "Where the hell hv u been?"
"Well, honey, I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed.
So I went to the bar to use the vending machine.
I saw this great lukin girl there n we hd a few drinks n one thing led to another n I ended up in bed with her."
"Oh yeah? Lemme c ur hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder . "You God damn liar! You were playing pool again!"
Moral of the story: Always tell ur wife the truth. She won't believe u anyway!!!
