Thursday, April 19, 2007

MIT Song - Aasai Nooruvagai

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Pappu Pass Ho Gaya - Funny


************ *****
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
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Monday, April 16, 2007

Swami Vivekananda


When I Asked God for Strength
He Gave Me Difficult Situations to Face

When I Asked God for Brain & Brown
He Gave Me Puzzles in Life to Solve

When I Asked God for Happiness
He Showed Me Some Unhappy People

When I Asked God for Wealth
He Showed Me How to Work Hard

When I Asked God for Favors
He Showed Me Opportunities to Work Hard

When I Asked God for Peace
He Showed Me How to Help Others

God Gave Me Nothing I Wanted
He Gave Me Everything I Needed
- Swami Vivekananda
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Thursday, April 12, 2007

E-Books Links

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Download Windows XP : 5 - Minute Fixes

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September 27th, 2006

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September 25th, 2006
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September 25th, 2006
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Number Of Pages: 584

C Programming

September 17th, 2006
This book is meant to help the reader learn how to program in C. It contains a tutorial
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TABLE OF CONTENT:
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Chapter 02 - Types, Operators and Expressions
Chapter 03 - Control Flow
Chapter 04 - Functions and Program Structure
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Chapter 06 - Structures
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Chapter 08 - The UNIX System Interface
Appendix A - Reference Manual
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September 17th, 2006
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100 Linux Tips And Tricks

September 17th, 2006
This book was written for anyone using Linux, from new users to experts who want to explore this wonderful operating system. The tips and tricks in this book were discovered by myself over years of experience using Linux, and learning about it. Some are very basic tips to make your computing life easier, others are advanced tricks that can save you days of work. This book is divided into 5 chapters. Each chapter covers a specific topic: - Installation of Linux - Hardware related matterstected. - Software - Networking (In All Its Forms) - Development
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Pages: 116
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Friday, April 06, 2007

Identify the Indian State / Union Territory / Metro a BSNL cellphone belong to.

How to Identify the Indian State / Union Territory / Metro a BSNL cellphone belong to?

I came across this table below to identify the home state (Indian) to which a a BSNL (Bharat Sanchar Nigam Ltd) cellphone belong to. For example, if the cell phone number is 9447100100, its first 4 digits are 9447, which belong to Kerala state as per the lookup table given below.

Andaman & Nicobar Islands (A&N) 9479, 9432
Andhra Pradesh (AP) 9473 , 9440, 9441
Assam 9478
Bihar 9475, 9431
Chennai 9470, 9444
Kolkata 9481
Gujrat 9457,9426
Haryana 9450, 9416
Himachal Pradesh (HP) 9451,9418
Jammu & Kashmir (J&K) 9452,9419
Karnataka 9471, 9448
Kerala 9472, 9447
Madhya Pradesh (MP) 9458,9425
Maharastra 9456, 9422
North East (NE) states 9477
Orissa 9476, 9437
Punjab 9453, 9417
Rajasthan 9459, 9414
Tamil Nadu (TN) 9480, 9443
Utter Pradesh (UP) East 9455, 9415
Utter Pradesh (UP( West 9454, 9412
West Begnal (WB) 9474, 9434
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Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Symantec Chennai Center


Symantec is further expanding its R&D and technical operations in the country with the inauguration of a new Centre of Innovation at Chennai.

The Centre of Innovation at Chennai was inaugurated by Thiru Dayanidhi Maran, Honorable Minister for Communications & Information Technology and John W. Thompson, chairman and CEO of Symantec.

According to Symantec, the Chennai centre will play a critical role in the development of its next generation of security and availability products and solutions for enterprises and consumers world over.

Providing a preview of the work to be done out of the Chennai Centre, Anil Chakravarthy, vice president, India Technical Operations at Symantec Corporation said, "The Chennai centre will play a significant role in developing innovative products and services across Symantec's portfolio. In the coming year, the centre will focus extensively on developing next-generation Security 2.0 products including the distinguished Norton
product line."

Maran said, "We are in an era of online collaboration and interactions, where the entire world is getting connected and touching our lives in different ways.
In this milieu, Symantec's Centre of Innovation at Chennai will play a key role in developing new solutions and enabling an environment of safe and secure computing for enterprises and consumers in India and globally."

Symantec believes that Chennai being a major commercial and industrial city with a rich talent pool, good infrastructure and excellent educational institutions, the new center will further augment their already existing R&D and engineering strengths in the country.

Furthermore, the company said that these capabilities will be used to maintain and extend the technology and product leadership globally. The focus is also to be the solution provider of choice in a rapidly 'Connected India'.

The Centre of Innovation at Chennai is Symantec's second R&D facility in the country; while the first centre is in Pune, which works on high-end product development in the security, storage, and compliance domains.
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Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Sivaji Sensational Photos - Superstar Rocks

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A Short Story - Attitude

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and ask him for a Phone Call.
Shop-owner replied Sweety this is no a STD, but you can do one call.
The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:


The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."

Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied boy.
The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.

The little boy found more perseverance and offered,
"Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North-Palm beach, Florida."

Again the woman answered in the negative. With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy and said,

"Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."
The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance with the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to!"

Your ALTITUDE is decided by your ATTITUDE...
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